Month: August 2008

“The hands that install rooves …”

Common English Blunders, Mispronunciations, Misspellings

I heard this repeatedly across multiple airings of a Barack Obama television ad in the past two days.

Problem:
The second noun was mispronounced, and I misspelled it to match the mispronunciation.

Explanation:
The TV advertisement was for U.S. presidential candidate Barack Obama, and it focused on energy issues.

The complete sentence was “The hands that install rooves can also install solar panels.”

I wondered whether I misheard the voice-over announcer, so I carefully listened to him say “rooves” in the second and subsequent airings.

It is a fairly common English blunder to pronounce the plural of the noun “roof” as “rooves”.

Solution:
“The hands that install roofs …”

“7x time Tour de France Winner”

Hyphens, Redundancies

I saw this on the Web in a banner advertisement for a nutritional product promoted by Lance Armstrong.

Problem:
The phrase contains a redundancy.

Explanation:
The banner ad is for a product named FRS, and Lance Armstrong’s portrait and Tour de France record appear in the banner.

The “x” in “7x” means “time”.

So “7x” means “7-time” — spelled 7-HYPHEN-T-I-M-E.

Therefore, either the “x” or the word “time” is redundant in “7x time Tour de France Winner”.

Solution:
“7x Tour de France Winner”
or
“7-time Tour de France Winner” (Notice the required hyphen between “7” and “time”!)

“It’s about 25 foot tall.”

Adjectives, Common English Blunders, Hyphens, Nouns

I heard a caller say this on the radio during a gardening show this morning.

Problem:
The noun “foot” is incorrect in the caller’s statement.

Explanation:
The caller was describing the height of a tree to the gardening-show host.

The caller said, “It’s about 25 foot tall.”

It is correct to use the singular noun “foot” when hyphenating it with a number to form a compound modifier of another noun.

Here are some examples in which a number is hyphenated with a singular noun such as “foot” to form a compound modifier of the subsequent noun:

  • 25-foot wave
  • 24-inch level
  • 5-mile run
  • 3-layer fabric
  • 100-foot hose

However, the word “tall” is not a noun except in a vernacular specifically related to describing clothing, so “It’s about 25-foot tall.”, in which we put a hyphen between “25” and “foot”, is not the solution to the problem in the hyphen-free sentence “It’s about 25 foot tall.”

The only acceptable value for “X” in the hyphen-free sentence “It’s about X foot tall.” is a value of one or less, as in:

  • “It’s about one foot tall.”
  • “It’s about 0.7 foot tall.”
  • “It’s about 0.1 foot tall.”

The reason for this is that the word “tall” in all of these sentences is an adjective that indicates the directional dimension to which the speaker is referring.

In other words, all of these sentences are answers to the question “How tall is it?”, and the word “tall” can be dropped from the preceding three sentences without harming the meaning:

  • “It’s about one foot.”
  • “It’s about 0.7 foot.”
  • “It’s about 0.1 foot.”

Given that “It’s about 25 foot.” would be an incorrectly formed sentence because “25” should be followed by a plural noun instead of a singular noun, we arrive at the solution to the problem.

Solution:
“It’s about 25 feet tall.”