Contractions

“Im out of Save/pay-by-mail envelopes.”

Apostrophes, Capitalization, Common English Blunders, Contractions, Devolution toward Simpler

I saw this on the back of a bank-by-mail envelope from my credit union.

Problems:
An apostrophe is missing from the contraction, and the verb used as an adjective should not be capitalized.

Explanation:
Whoever wrote what is printed on the back of the envelope was trying to use the contracted, everyday-speech form of “I am”.

Unfortunately, the contraction “Im” lacks the required apostrophe.

I believe that this is consistent with my “Devolution toward Simpler” hypothesis.

It’s simpler to write “Im” than to write “I’m” (two keystrokes vs. three keystrokes).

I also believe that the increasingly common practice of dropping required apostrophes has been influenced by people’s experience with text messaging.

  • Given the typical limit of 160 characters in a text message, every character is precious, so dropping required apostrophes seems to many like a reasonable price to pay.
  • Also, text messaging on most cellular telephones, which don’t have full QWERTY keyboards, is tedious, so dropping required apostrophes lets users of the simpler phones avoid this tedium.

The other problem is that “Save” — a verb used as an adjective to modify “envelopes” — is capitalized when it should not be.

Unnecessary capitalization has become another common English blunder.

I see this unnecessary capitalization more with nouns than with adjectives.

Maybe American English is becoming more like German, or maybe American English speakers are losing their confidence in how to capitalize and therefore randomly capitalize words that don’t require it.

Solution:
“I’m out of save/pay-by-mail envelopes.”

“He don’t.”

Common English Blunders, Contractions, Outsider's Perspective

Although this is illustrative of bad grammar, it is somewhat logical.

Problem:
The contraction “don’t” is not a contraction of “does not”.

Explanation:
Forget about the source of contractions while you consider these plural forms:

  • We won’t. We don’t.
  • You won’t. You don’t.
  • They won’t. They don’t.

Now, consider these singular forms:

  • I won’t. I don’t.
  • You won’t. You don’t.
  • He won’t. He doesn’t.

In other words, only the third-person, singular contraction for not doing something uses “doesn’t” instead of “don’t”.

The reason for this is that the third-person, singular, non-contracted form for not doing something is “does not”, whereas all of the other non-contracted forms are “do not”.

From an outsider’s perspective, though, “He don’t.” is somewhat logical, especially when going by sound alone and when failing to remember that “don’t” is a contraction of “do” and “not”.

For fun, I searched Google for each of the following phrases (with the quotation marks) and got about the indicated numbers of matches:

  • “He doesn’t” — 5,770,000 matches
  • “He don’t” — 5,230,000 matches

This tells me that Web authors have written the phrase correctly vs. incorrectly by a ratio of 1.10:1, which is a bit pathetic.

Solution:
“He doesn’t.”

“Whether you think youre wrong, …”

Apostrophes, Contractions

This appeared on a motivational poster for teenagers.

Problem:
An apostrophe is required when contracting two words into one word.

Explanation:
“Whether you think you are wrong, …” would be the formal equivalent of what the poster writer wanted to say.

As I’ve written (Did you see the contraction that I just wrote?!), many people often confuse “your” and the contraction of “you are” to the point of writing “your” instead of the contraction.

A contraction requires an apostrophe to signify the removal of one or more letters in the formation of the contraction. For example, the apostrophe in “I’ve” signifies the removal of “ha” in the formation of the contraction from “I” and “have”.

In other words, an apostrophe must appear where one has removed the letter(s) to form the contraction.

Solution:
“Whether you think you’re wrong, …”