Misspellings

“Any Occassion Top”

Common English Blunders, Hyphens, Misspellings, Nouns

I saw this last evening on television.

Problems:
1. A word is misspelled.
2. A hyphen is missing.

Explanation:
Fashion designer Tim Gunn has a program on the Bravo television channel called “Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style”.

I saw in the episode last evening on this program a list of what he calls his “10 Essential Elements”; one of the elements was listed as “Any Occassion Top” — with no hyphen and with a second “s” in the second word.

Spelling the noun “Occasion” with a second “s” is a common English blunder.

For fun, I searched Google for each of the following (with the quotation marks, to avoid variations) and got about the indicated numbers of matches:

  • “occasion” — spelled correctly as O-C-C-A-S-I-O-N — 218,000,000 matches
  • “occassion” — spelled incorrectly as O-C-C-A-S-S-I-O-N — 3,340,000 matches

This tells me that Web authors have favored the correct spelling over the incorrect spelling by a ratio of 65.3-to-1, which is very good but not excellent, given the more than three million incorrect spellings.

Correctly spelling the noun “Occasion” fixes only the first problem. When an adjective plus a noun modify another noun, the adjective and first noun must be joined with a hyphen to form the modifier of the second noun.

So the adjective “Any” plus the first noun “Occasion” must be joined with a hyphen to form the modifier of the second noun “Top”.

Solution:
“Any-Occasion Top”

“You are wright, Edward.”

Adjectives, Misspellings, Nouns

I saw this in a comment on someone’s blog.

Problem:
The commenter used a noun where an adjective was required.

Explanation:
The comment appeared below a blog post about three places to shop for Google Android applications.

The commenter wrote “You are wright, Edward.” and was indicating agreement with what another commenter — named Edward — had written.

The word “wright” — spelled W-R-I-G-H-T — is a noun that means someone who repairs or constructs something. For example, a “playwright” is someone who constructs theatrical plays.

The commenter should have used the adjective “right” — spelled R-I-G-H-T — which has many definitions, one of which is correct in opinion.

For fun, I searched Google for each of the following (with the quotation marks, to avoid variations) and got about the indicated numbers of matches:

  • “you are right” — using R-I-G-H-T — 6,500,000 matches
  • “you are wright” — using W-R-I-G-H-T — 4,320 matches

This tells me that Web authors have used the correct spelling versus the incorrect spelling by a ratio of 1,505-to-1, which is superb.

Solution:
“You are right, Edward.”

“Republicans and Democrats reach across the isle …”

Misspellings, Nouns

I saw an expression that went something like this recently.

Problem:
The word “isle” — spelled I-S-L-E — is the wrong noun here.

Explanation:
I saw this expression in a comment attached to someone’s blog post about a technology and the impact of the two leading U.S. presidential candidates on that technology.

The comment submitter knew the expression “reaching across the aisle” by sound, where the noun “aisle” refers to the virtual or physical aisle that separates Democrats and Republicans in the U.S. Congress, and where “reaching across” refers to coming to common agreement on a legislative bill or proposal.

However, the comment submitter apparently did not know that this “aisle” is spelled A-I-S-L-E.

The comment submitter’s misspelling paints a humorous picture: Democrats and Republicans reaching across an isle, or island, instead of reaching across an aisle, or walkway.

For fun, I searched Google for each of the following (with the quotation marks, to avoid variations) and got about the indicated numbers of matches:

  • “reach across the aisle” — with A-I-S-L-E — 165,000 matches
  • “reaching across the aisle” — with A-I-S-L-E — 111,000 matches
  • “reach across the isle” — with I-S-L-E — 4,110 matches
  • “reaching across the isle” — with I-S-L-E — 10,500 matches

The counts for the two correct spellings sum to about 276,000 matches. The counts for the two incorrect spellings sum to about 14,610 matches.

This tells me that Web authors have favored the correct spelling versus the incorrect spelling by a ratio of 18.9-to-1, which is mediocre.

Solution:
“Republicans and Democrats reach across the aisle …”